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August 29 2016

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That's not mindblowing in the least since the scanner still uses the fucking black of the barcode to align. In fact, who except the engineer who has to program the barcode scanners cares about such minute details of implementation. Are the black bars zeros or ones? How do we store the information? How exactly does it translate to numers? Who gives a shit.

If you're gonna make such a big intro for your joke, at least make the joke about how the dials on toasters are to set minutes of toasting, or how nutella is in fact angel poop.

I'm fun at parties.
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this reminds me of wayne bruce the manbat
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August 28 2016

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Swear words per language subreddit.
Reposted fromgruetze gruetze viacygenb0ck cygenb0ck
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visual basic is the worst fucking shitfuck language i have ever used but if you actually find some other poor soul burning in VBA hell that is still ready to talk to another homan being ABOUT VBA you better fuckin be polite god dammit
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lol.. vielleicht grenzwertig fuer manche aber ich fands ganz suess
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it's called a busted





cause you just stole a gian mobile phone on wheels
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im pretty sure this means my failed hopes and dreams create wormholes in space time so i can build a spaceship out of an empty barrel
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$ make cake

make: *** No rule to make target 'cake'.Ā  Stop.

FUCK
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theinturnetexplorer:

Canadian Passport Design is on point.

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